Staff Bios for Northampton, MA

Matt: was born and raised in a Corn Belt university town, one with a really well-funded public library that had a ludicrously good comics collection and loads of Monty Python on VHS.  That’s probably were it all went wrong, when you get right down to it.

Since then he’s pursued an advanced degree, been employed by the government in a capacity that seems completely incongruous to most of his friends, traveled the Western world, and generally made a hash of things.  He moved to Massachusetts in 2007 and about once a week wakes up with the disturbingly convincing feeling that the last few years are the hallucinations of a brain in a jar.

Isaac: Ike was an advance scout for a race of alien warriors that planned to destroy the Earth in the year 1998.  Ike was late getting to the planet and the invasion armada was forced to bypass Earth for the much less desirable planet of Pluto.  Arriving in Pluto’s orbit in 2006, they made quick work of Pluto.  Now that you know the true story about Pluto not being a planet, make sure you thank Ike the next time you see him.